We are taught by those that profess to be wise that one day when we pass away our soul will go to heaven or some other place ( a bar with endless drinks and topless babes)
It makes me think.... if you think of when man first stepped on this planet, back way back in time and think how many humans have been born on this planet since then?
How many would it be you think?
Billions & billions. Trillions
You can see where I am going here - all those humans have long since passed away - they all had souls apparently? Billions of them.
So where are they?
Is there a cupboard some where? Full of stacked up souls?
Can you imagine the congestion? "OK - who farted" or "I need to pee"
Hmmm ...me thinks somethings not quite right here?
Oh yeah.. its easy for these Sunday preachers to rant and rant about God, this and Jesus that...words, words..so on and so on..blah blah blah.
But it just doesn't make sense does it?
All those people who died in the major wars, plagues, Phol pot's reign of terror (made Hitler look like a granny)- where are they all?
Technically there should be more souls about now than there are living persons, right now...so where are they? and why haven't we bumped into some of them?
Just maybe, this has something to do with global warming. All these souls are adding to the temperature of the planet?
Hmmm.. I could be on to something here..where's that phone number for Julia Gillard?
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