Xmas

So what is Xmas then?
From a child we we're taught that it celebrates a person's birthday, and his name was Jesus.
OK...
This dude's mother became pregnant without having sex with any partner?
OK ..?
But she had a mate called Joseph- what he hung about for.. who knows.. maybe he liked boys.
OK..?
So they fell into an old barn - it was holiday season and the place was full, and Mary gave birth to Jesus.
Pretty straight forward... isn't it? Apart from the fact that no sex was involved.
What I don't understand is what did this Jesus do as he grew up.... like we are told that later as an adult he did really special things (had special powers) - but what was he doing while he was say 8 years old?
Just imagine the fun he could of had at school then - with all those powers ..... like the chalk disappearing, or the teachers dress slowly rising around her as she stood at the blackboard. Cool eh?
But hang on...... we don't seem to hear much about that period do we...
I'm sure though that some anorak some place has all the gen on this period.
Like how he had already invented a stone computer which ran on bread crumbs.

But we must'n forget... Jesus did all this for us.....Hmmm ......uhmm.... like .....what?
We are so much better off aren't we ?

What would the world be like otherwise?
There would be total chaos.... like there isn't now..!